Sarah the ......... WHAT?!?!

So, for those of you who know me well enough this should supply you with a good laugh. We are losing several teachers this year and their positions on different committees are needing to be filled. Our principal, Dr. Kenley, approached me on Thursday asking me for a favor. He asked me to go the Cheer Camp with our Cheerleaders for next year next week, and later that day he proceeded to ask me to be the cheer coach for next year. I just laughed at him, but when I saw that he was serious I asked if he had ever met me. He all but begged me to take a day to think about it. I thought about it and after having my grandmother look at me in shock when I told her, listening to my mother's laughter over the telephone, and listening to James mock me I decided to tell Bill no. However, he will not take no for an answer. He told me I should take another day (which is actually the weekend). It's really laughable that he wants me to be the cheer coach. I am probably the most uncoordinated, least graceful, and least talented when it comes to dancing than anyone else in that school. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.......